OKAY THEN
This is a static, searchable archive of the Law of the Playground (LotP) website. The site is, to quote the original, a celebration of puerility, cruelty and things that kids do that shouldn’t be funny.
Although LotP is still vaguely browseable via archive.org, doing so is labourously slow and prone to dead-ends, with no working search function. This version provides a lean, mean distillation that is considerably more slick to browse whilst slouching on the toilet or via dial-up on a 1998 ThinkPad 600.
CONTENT WARNING
There are numerous entries that may cause clutching of pearls or, in extreme cases, full-on raising of eyebrows. It is both an uncensored time capsule of the friskier 2000s ‘public forum’ internet stirred with a clarified concentration of 80s and 90s schoolyards - laboratories of immoral innovation, stuffed with gruesome, dreadful children - many of whom sent in memories for publishing.
Bullying and the bullied, swears and slurs, callousness and coarseness. All await, lashings of it. Click appropriately, potentially on the close button on your browser tab.
Note! There may be a few missing images or formatting errors, due to the methods used to reconstruct the data; plus, you can assume a lot of the external links lead to missing sites, videos and missing media.