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Pattaya Days Gone

An ordinary backup from an extraordinary website

2015

Wat Suthat
That vintage emotion
Pondering
How to take a shower at Paddington station
Strapped up
Aspire
London street music
Exercise and indolence
Can't work a silver otter
Cafe Boheme
Old and new
Not a bank
Leake Street
The Eye
Not a cat
England
Cocktail
A penny for your thoughts
Mmmmmmm 3
UK, the portal opens
Gang of five
Shadows in the cloister
Column and stakes
Ceiling and column
The Orange Air flight from who knows where is now landing
Analogue in Singapore
Love Art Park
Intimate
God of wood
Furry crocodile
Fair warning
Not a terrorist
Chilled
Nine year nostalgia
Proof of concept
Lovely Lewis
Structural revisit
Find your flirty
Unsafe at any speed
Shelter from the storm
Wind access blocked
The structure
Sea stakes
A spiritual experience
On the beach
Baby fighters
Above board
Landing on Apollo
I have acquired a Canon
A sound inspection
Tri-X on the beach
Camouflage
Board
Romance of the three kingdoms
Swastika graveyard
Faulty wiring
So there I was, sat in the middle of this lake...
Blues for Nepal
Sparks
Crap cap
On the beach
Concrete crap
If you catch any fish, can I have some?
Winkle pickers
Lion and lines
Chanthaburi riverside
Bike
Cathedral Comparison
Not the target market
To the Max
Flower pose
Chanthaburi
The tunnel
Analogue sounds
Vertical challenge
Pensive
Grand Time Theft Auto
Familiar ground
Unwelcome invasion
Recovery mode
How to wash a car
Deceptive bends
An unwelcome gift.
Something happened
Shapes on the path
It's back, and it's beautiful
Pattaya Songkran Beauty Queen
Bangsaen wan lai 2015
Lamps
Thereby hangs a tail
Thai Expat TV
'Everything put together, sooner or later falls apart'
Leica Series 0 review
HSBC. The final fuck off
Evening
Define 'early'
Apparently it is Easter
HSBC can fuck off. Again. And again.
Something a little fishy
If genuinej or ChristianPFC manned a suicide help line....
The Magnificent Seven
Got soul
In da Club
Mistimed mysticism
I say ORAKO, you say OKARO
It's a matter of principle
The birth of 'full frame'
Head on
That polo emotion
Thai Visa can fuck off
Olympus 40-150mm F2.8 Pro Review
Parp
Lurking lizard
Hotel
A letter from Kevin Harper
Shooting action with the E-M1 and Firmware 3.0
Pony up
Hidden Buddha
The Oscars can fuck off
Foggy fishing
A surprise evacuation
Fairground Attraction
A smooth extension
New Adventures in Lo-Fi
Home invasion
Burapa Bike Week 2015
Wat Pha Sorn Kaew
Phetchabun and back
Dark contemplation
Buddhas in a sphere
HSBC can fuck off
Megapixels
Wanna buy a condo?
In the country of the blind
The water vendor
The restaurant
Recent images
Techno-joy
I love my wife
Pattaya Bed Race 2015
NASty times
And it was all yellow
People keep lending me Leicas
Shared selfie
I want my 60' TV
Hanoi pedestrian
Best friends
Gone fishing
Under the rocks
Generation gap
Pearl sellers
Street welder
Morning tea
Are you the guy from Whiplash?
The perfect gift
Pimped
On the river
2014 - That was the year that was
Big in Japan
Escape Hunt Pattaya
Be careful what you wish for
And that makes it six
Tiny dancer
Belated new year greetings

2014

Pattaya Days Xmas pussy
Sails
Going dark
Tattoo pool
Waiting for food
Deflated
Buddies
Oops I did it again
Name the lens
Day tripper
The factory
Talay Bua Daeng
Prasat Hin Phimai
Flower people
Road trip
Will it make your nipples bigger?
Leica time
The annnual jet ski pilgrimage
Wall hanging
You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs
No need for roof tiles
Expert Shield Screen Protector Review
AIrborne horses
Pattaya boat show
No buffalo
The great snail cull of 2014
Not focused on the spiritual
Bastards to shoot
Frog. Not French
The Godfather
Butterflies
Strands
Silk Road
Coitus interruptus
The lesser known 'recently walked into a door' insect
It's a huller
Two hundred baht for the whip round
Back track
Nightmare on Walking Street
From a distance
Catching the morning sun
The wasp factory
Fiddling with filters
A light Russian
Fierce fish
A welcome visitor
You're a better shag than that frog I had yesterday
The rumour that frogs were enthusiastic lovers was not confirmed
Wat Prachakhom
The cold dead eyes of a killer
Cartoon Network Amazone Water Park
Snake search
Ageless beauty
Back from the North
Work permit?
Orange
Little Wing
Coconut contemplations
The pussy emporium
Grooming
Pavement dining
Twat
Stay calm, and sell a dress
Mini museum
Damp afternoon
Monks on tour
Fifty three screwdrivers
The Pattaya Snail Murderer
This tastes like a teenage girl
Kitchen creation
Spray day
Worth the wait
Can you dig it?
An afternoon visit
Night watch
A morning visit
Phase free
No pockets in a shroud
Skin
Livid at Livv
Boy racers
Wham, Bam, it's a scam!
Initial bugs
Migration complete
Two days
World photography day
Six days
Four boys are not enough
Painters
Happy contractor
Stage 2 complete. Almost.
Wind shadow
Wank bank
Lens example
Bring in the new
A face only a mother could love
The calm after the storm before the storm
Eight year test
Post office cancellation
The perfect storm beckons
And so it begins
Crap June
A solitary tear
House hunting horrors
Home wiring
Armless
The World Cup - preview of coverage by Pattaya Days
Temptations
Sunflower encounters
Buying and selling
A red way to end the day
A long way home
Panasonic GX1
Olympus E-M1
Oh no you didn't...?
How to win a motor race
Bitters & love
Crisis, what crisis?
College seeking attention
Gardens By The Bay
Bystanders
Gabrielle
A quiet place
Not tanked up
Indian nostalgia
Pattaya RC Air Show 2014
If you get my drift
A pretty puzzle
Taxman
Gariz half case for the E-M1
Not a spectator sport
Scaffolding
Bira bike bonanza
Shadowed monk
Up in the air again
Heads
Throwback Thursday
2009 Panasonic GF1
2009 Olympus EP1
The tragedy of Wat Rong Khun
Haircut 100
Under the red light
Street lights
Odd date number two
You for coffee
Living on the edge
Bira bike black and white
The path through the vines
Re-worked model
Not the Tour de France
All is lost
The shapes of Mimosa
Bi Jupiter
Pattaya Sheep Farm
Minus several million style points
Imprisoned pig
A legal matter
Holding back the light
And on the third day, he rose again
Ten litres of paint
Nutrient intake
Another girl on another bike
Girl on a bike
Cownal knowledge
Naza mode on the Phantom 2 Vision
Shootout at the Silverlake Corral
Fishing boats
Photosynth
Addictive little puzzler
Using the 7th channel on the DJI Phantom 2 Vision
Train and boat and plane
Now we are six
Pattaya International Music Festival
No artifical colouring...
Guitar man
Nicked by the Royal Thai Police
A Pattaya perambulation
Not enough Russians
Not the Daily Mail
Leaving on a jet plane
The beast arrives
FIM Motocross World Championship - Thailand round
Bikes and sunsets
Phantom 2 Vision
International Women's Day
Not the FIM Motocross World Championship - Thailand round
Beach Road blues
Pattaya Lighthouse
A pot, kettle, black situation
1970 Kiev 4 Rangefinder
1960 Kiev 2a Rangefinder
1950 Kiev 2 Rangefinder
Yashica 635
Yashica 12
Partial completion
Oscar yawns
Grumpy cat
Ten years of meaningless diversions
Zero Image Pinhole camera
Who's smiling now?
I bought an SLR!
1963 Ihagee Kine Exakta
1896 Kodak Bullseye
You promised no more horses
Partial pepper
More glass
Smooth operator
Protest Faces - 4
Gunfight at the O.K . Krap coral
Burapa Bike Week 2014
Protest Faces - 3
Panasonic GM1 Review
Protest Faces - 2
Protest Faces -1
Pavement arist
Partial shutdown
One month early
Wat Chompuwek
Wat Rat Prakhong Tham
Wat Amphawan
Could be a good year for Pattaya
Balls of steel
Wat Boromracha Kanchanapisek Anusorn
Nonthaburi Old City Hall
Quiet seat
Pattaya Bed Race 2014
Kiss kiss
Can't go wrong with a meerkat
Spikes, by Spike
The bells
Lucky shot
Jupiter ascending
Bum spray replacement therapy
Loud wedding
The usual suspects
Cactus flower
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
Web
Waiting for the baht bus
Stranger on the shore
What's better than....
Work that body
Canopy
A tale of two kits
Neon
Location location location
Wilted
Of no particular use

2013

Happy New Year!
Happy New Blog!
Butterflies and caterpillars*
Using WiFi with the Olympus E-M1
Storage solutions
Shit lens shootout
PureMate Premium LCD screen protector review
Olympus OM-D E-M5 review
Olympus 75mm F1.8 review
Olympus 60mm F2.8 Macro review
Olympus 12-40mm review
My Camera Collection
Moving from the E-M5 to the E-M1
Live Time and and a 10 stop filter
Front Page
Equivalence bullshit
D600 takes on the E-M5
An update to using WiFi with the Olympus E-M1
Pussy problems
Impossibly cute
Xmas bokeh
Pattaya Santa
What to do on a Saturday
Morning has broken
After the sunrise...
Scotsman joke
A peculiar caterpillar
Forgetable photo
What to do on a Sunday
Ground control to Major Spike
Almost a macro
Kyoto November 2013
Final Friday
Farewell to Kyoto
It's been a while since I peed in my wetsuit
Arashiyama
To the hills!
Honganji
Breaking news
Tofukuji time
Kyoto colours
Benign bangs
A five hour stroll
Track that
Retro girl
Eikan-do
Breath deep the gathering gloom
Autumn frenzy
Berries
Now that's what I call service
A man with a plan
Roof incursion
Forest plucker
Koyo!
Door detail
Coming to Kyoto
Final clicks
The wai of death
Craftsmanship
What's better than two Olympus E-M1s?
Out of my brain on the 5-15
Under a blood red sky
Give us the money
And they call this progress?
Dear Raimon Land
Condo life
APReview - Exclusive test!! The future of photography or a miniature mess?
Over and over again
Wall of dogs
Three minutes, two girls and some cars
Many rivers to cross
Lamp
Dew drops
Halloween in Pattaya
What's better than an Olympus E-M1 camera?
The power of Pattaya Days
Pattaya Teddy Bear Museum
Brief delights
Bring on the darkness
Tracking at the track
Osaka
Pigeons, meet cat.
Bought myself a new camera!
Cats and kaiseki
7-14mm - An apology
Ten courses
Olympus E-M1 reserved
Two things that happened yesterday
Incense bearer
Give us the money
Life of Pi
An excess of bamboo
Station to station
A quick flash of camera porn
Fushimi Inari shrine
Shit management
An afternoon stroll
Breaking bad and really bad
Morning market
Smokestack
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
All that glitters is not gold
You know you are back in Pattaya when...
Sayonara
Not so grand opening
Not school uniform
I'm sitting in the railway station
The writing's on the wall
Orange Crush
Kimono my house
Planning the evening
Condo manager
A cultural phenomenon
Paint it black
Mind blown
I love Doctor Bee
eBay Bullseye
Morning visitor
From the sublime to the scary
From the ridiculous to the sublime
Zero Image Pinhole Camera
Guilty pleasure
Time for coffee
Becoming self-sufficient
Those crazy Sony people
Input error
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war!
Give us each day our daily bread
Work in progress
Wide open spaces
Mutilate me
Inker
Inked
Olympus EM-1
Made to look like a fool
Three signs that I have become pathetically domesticated
The curse of Nik
Home stretch
Voluptuous viral
Diminished check-up
Pole pose
Bed and breakfast for the less endowed
Conditional management approval
It's another scan, man
Death of a friend
Conquering curves
Panasonic GX7
Need a checklist
Snappers
Life is a RollerCoaster
For the love of Danny
Dick disguise
No snow
Three legged thing, with extra things
Statue in a snow storm
Sandal scandal
Crane
Smoke on the water
Touch and shoot
Treasure Trove
It's a scan, man
Two legged, no longer a thing
Domestic God
Spike's brown balls
Dedication required
Analogue outing
You are what you eat
A pussy indicates progress
Grow your own way*
The terrors of transposition
Tiny dancer
I think they have been breeding
Farewell, my lovely
How to remove the rear lens on a Yashica TLR
Candy Crush Wank
Location scouts
Who's looking at what?
On a knife edge
Leica time
Husk
And... we're back!
A new flame has come
Jeanette was a dancer
More dressing up
Lightroom 5 - Public Service Announcement
The Assassin
Happy monkey, sad monkey
Waiting for the birds
A kaleidoscope of Butterflies
Tiger feet
The view from on high
Jaws
Butterfly overload
Get off my cloud
May be useless
You put what? Up where?
Snow Leopard
A Flickr of excitement
Facebook frustrations
Checking out the sunset
Khon Kaen Stand Up and Chicken's Arse
Live Time
Fruit and Veggie
A better way to spend Saturday
Table turned
Unplanned kitty
Pigeon and patterns
Got a little carried away
Almost a movie title
Shooting lines
There's a storm coming Mr. Wayne
Cactus flower
On the board again
Drifting, cows and worldwide pinhole day
Colourful kingdom
A dangerous journey
Where the streets have no name
Drum
Seeking the triple violation
Buggering around with breakfast bacteria
Ocean 1 - Could be a slight delay
Faces of Pattaya Songkran
A load of Bolex
Lightroom 5 preview
In search of the small
Juiced
Sawadee Songkran
We get weird
First fiddle
Hopeful of a sale
A tragic loss
A shot in the dark
Parp and toot
Stolen glances
Speedy ladies
Ship of fools
Hats and flags
My final camera
Fully loaded
Lottery ticket sellers
Yum yum!
Pergola protrusion
Corner shop
Bit of a bargain
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Thao Maha Brahma
The Dumb Terminals - A Pattaya Days Five Year Anniversary Exclusive Report
More than once a day
Hubs
To fiddle or not to fiddle
Back to Bukruk
Shopping maze
City space
Street drummer
Horsemeat lasagne? We can do better than that.
Bonus meal
A change of scene
Reading Reacher
How to break a polo stick
Imminent collision
Fever shots
Ten years
Shameless copying
The joy of training
A quick conversion
Skytrain
Bukruk Street Art Festival 2013
Sim Shitty?
I'll call your iPad, and raise you a car
Unwanted contact
Getting older sucks
Every cloud...
Another one bites the dust
Road to nowhere
Best of the rest
As requested
Easy black and white
Mimosa - The City of Love
Seeking an extension
Burapa Bike Week 2013
Shades (and directions) of enthusiasm
Just hanging out on the end of a stick
It's getting out of hand
Back in the saddle
It started with a kiss
Folk medicine
The vagina duologue
Off to a good start
Horsing about
Olympus OM-D E-M5 review
Walking on Walking Street
No sex please, we're Thai
Documentary evidence
Alone in the crowd
Coffee with Kevin
The Russians are coming
Fiddling with filters
Big budgets and filming the unfilmable
The league of gentlemen
My Generation
RTFM
Pattaya bed race 2013
RCing about
Up too early
Trial run
The joys of Thai banking
Coliseum construction
Gas attack
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
Fruit hat
Modern life is rubbish
From the sublime to the ridiculous
The American foreign policy collection
An elevated lady
Suffer little children
Damp day
OM-D EM-5 Links
For your consideration
Basking
A little Russian in the night
Poo and pencils
Faded
The tipping point?
New recruits
The obligatory new year fireworks
Mean green killing machine
A year in review

2012

Happy Hmong New Year
A shocking case of child abuse
Luang Prabang - The end
Into the sun
Luang Prabang - Sunsets
Luang Prabang - Markets
Luang Prabang - Bicycle woes
Luang Prabang - Chasing waterfalls
Compliments of the season
Luang Prabang - Tak Bak
Luang Prabang - a town of contrasts
And...we're back.
Absent
Olympus 75mm vs 60mm macro comparison
More macro
Pattaya live sex show - warning - graphic content
Zebra overload
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
An afternoon stroll with the maestro
Quality time with Mr. Nolan
Pointless sign
Substantial sunset
Barging in
A plethora of pussies
Party pooper
Lick my whip
Dark Side Devilment
Happy Birthday to H.M. The King
Slept like a chicken
Sanuk boys
A Sanuk visit
A hunt for little things
All the fun of the fair
The boys are back in town
Just a little bit closer
Soggy Sunday
Two day tripper
Suspended
Olympus 15mm body cap lens review
Tools of the trade
Just a trim round the top please
Heart of Darkness
It's not all champagne and glamour
Welcome to Pattaya
Truck wash overdue
Lytro camera review
Zig zag
Zoo station
What? You voted for Romney?
Larking around with a light field
Imperious
Fun in the sun
The wall
This way to the Gangnam Style dance classes
Millions of mortars
Light and shadows
Cleaning out my closet
Birthdays can fuck off
And....we're back!
Maid in Thailand
Across the universe
Just another manic Monday
Sunset sales pitch
It's all in the eyes
The road to addiction
Conditional discharge, a sticky deposit
Russian on Russian action
Not my generation
Fear of heights
What do you want?
Not quite what I intended
My list of things to do before I die
Three men in a boat
A flash of pussy
Small pricks
I neither shake nor move
Big prick
The boredom of existence
Delete delete delete
Dozing
A blessing on you all
Under a blood red sky
Jim'll fiddle with it
Sunset fronds
Strong medicine
Somewhat ill-behaved ungulates
Life's a blur
A night of inspirre, and theft
Safe spots
Hand in hand
Seeking the sharpest Russian
Dirty room
Statue
Grand Prix somewhere
I have seen the future, and its name is the RX1
Missing you
Fun with fatal hallucinogenics
Piledriver
Cosplay continued
Heart of glass
Glandular anarchy
Camera Gear Wankathon
Local Cosplay
What if you get run over by a bus? Part two
Blue bike
What if you get run over by a bus?
Bored
Away
Not the female beach wrestling show
A brown and sticky development
Wrestling with a problem
STOP SHOUTING!
Yellow, with wheels on
Air play
Blue moons
Waste of an afternoon
Pattaya whorl
Blame it on the food
A tale of four water parks
A significant anniversary
What a difference a year makes
Spike, the racing years - part two
Another stupid challenge
Bit of a breakthrough
Shopping break
Chinatown stroll
Faith restored
Wide boys
Gangnam Style!
Fan Art
Heads
Uptown girl
Make mine a double
The Olympus 75mm focus speed re-visited, and some gratuitous porn
Batman, with tits
The obligatory pussy shot
Koral gardens
From divine to dire and back again
Caught on phone
Traffic emotions
Don't rain on the parade
Olympus 75mm F1.8 review
Accomodation
Perch
Midnight run
Partial pecten
Happy birthday to her
The thyroid restaurant
The offering
The best and the worst of us
You talkin' to me?
Catching the moment
Beach sport
Oh dear, this means more gear
It's alive!
The lure of the mountains
WIGGO!!!!!
Our house, in the middle of our street
Found on the beach
More molehill than mountain
Desperate measures
Damn you Danny Boyle
The great* coffee project
Stopping the flow
Beach design
Canon - delighting you always
Well done Wiggo
Shadow on the wall
Please buy my stuff
The Dark Knight Rises
A face with a history
Marketing morons
Charmed and intrigued
A chance encounter
A morning jog
A day of disasters
Recipe for a headache
Stack 'em up
An analogue weekend
The soul of an old machine*
The trials of photographer cat
My name is Bond, condo Bond
The pledge
OWC, look what you did to me
Death Spiral
Six years
On rails
I don't know what it is but I am glad they found it
Fifty shades of shit
Tacky attack
Soft lines
Screw this
High flying June
The truth hurts
Everyone needs a turret
Brightening up a rainstorm
An alternative route to a happy ending
Abandoned
A cartoon development
Keeping my distance
Multiple usage of dolls
1950 Kiev II
Lonely
The analogue adventure continues
Phuket plague
Mac Pro no go
Futile but fun
Get yer tits out
Analogue soaking
Marigold madness
Tearing up money
The search for a rangefinder
In pursuit of stealth
Five year old bike
Death throes
I don't do weddings
Evening rigging
Into the sun
No more doctor in the House
Lost in transit
Cardboard box life
Extreme flossing?
Champagne for everyone!
Crap camouflage
Art in Paradise
It's a lens, baby
Staggering about
In my head
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak bollocks
Evening post
Poop scoop
Seventy percent
Greek tragedy
Thyroid supernova
Yesterday, today and tomorrow
A few hours with the E-M5
Something different
Listless
A small effort
Heat exhaustion
Grand Pricks
Flower frenzy
A shit meeting
Sick of my wife
Home alone with my Three Legged Thing
Sail away the blues
Thyroids suck
Songkran sucks
Hello ladies
Tablets at any age
TNT sucks
New best friend
Instacash
Happy birthday Edward? Eduardo? Eadweard?
Swimsuits and knickers
An inappropriately placed sticker
The mall
Dead schoolgirls
End of days
A necessary conversation
A classic
Black and white drift
Cows and cars
Preparing dinner
Silverlake sunset
Yellow kettle
A model encounter
Water shots
Tapped
Fishing in the sand
Where's the bloody cake?
The cosplay collection
The final photo
One of my better efforts
A little break
Just one drink
Side light
Up in the air again
The Holy Trinity
Prison Break
Je suis un rock star
If looks could kill
Body worship
Holed up
Come to me
Wistful
Purple dandy
Jagged little pill
More from the Bangkok street
Bangkok street life
The fetid pool
Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands
It's thyroid time
Paying for your pitch
End of the day
Another future investment
A seat at dusk
Well, hello ladies!
Looking for love?
Assassination preparations
Adobe see the light
You should see my underpants
Sad Rasta
I don't do weddings
It's just a bloody rock
Man chasing woman, with tongue
Is this love?
Four times lucky
Doing the ladies
The price of paradise
Pigeon
Drying robes
Ocean 1, a lack of foundation
Suitable for a magazine cover
A temple in the countryside
My homeland is screwed
A full week
Doesn't have a leg to stand on
I kiss you long time
Burapa Bike Week 2012
One of those days
Je t'adoor
Olympus OM-D
Asian Dragon Boat Championship
Open air hair
Meals on legs
Bang Saen Speed Festival
Evening boats
A matter of definition
Goodbye HSBC
Coffee and a cigarette
The great* GX1 vs X100 showdown
Announcing a tech-free February
A focus on focus
Sunday contortions
Saturday hot shot
I see stars
A public service announcement
A gentleman's timepiece
False sense of security
What's in a Wordle
The tweak
Road barrier dog
Grafitti duck
The many arms of Guan Yin
Chasing the dragon
A curious affliction
The lottery ticket seller
The chicken vs the pot
Only sleeping
Bit of a rip-off
Mucking about with macro
Continuous R.E.M.
A failed marriage
Dear Starbucks
Panasonic GX1 review
On the street
Nazi boy
Odd date
No dambusters
Death in the afternoon
An upgraded Allen Key
The best just got better
Fashion Models
Not a good day for the blood pressure
Thirty nine hours and just getting started
Anyone have some spare eggs?
Fiddling with flowers
A new flame has come
An excess of fish food
Belated birthday wishes
I'm a W.E.L.D.E.R.

2011

Let's get this over with
Makes it all worthwhile
I love Spacefruit
Another convert
Counterfeit cats
Seasons Greetings - the making of
Seasons greetings
Too many squid
Fireworks fiasco
Twenty three and a half hours early
Same same but different
A waste of electricity
Eclipse Combination
Looking for the ball
Eclipse
What to do with 10,000 photos
Watching the show
The big parade
Hare who? Hare where? Hare really? Hare Hare
Fireworks for the King
Comfort food
Jet Ski King's World Cup Grand Prix 2011
Hello Kitty windfall
The scourge of man flu
Resting boat
Heading home
Just can't stop myself
Every flood has a silver lining
Some loose change left around the house
One day living with a panda
Bugger all else to do
An inedible gift
But is it art?
Pardon me
Getting ink done
Perfection, eight hundred and twenty five times
Helianthus annuus genocide
Metrosexual me
Chicken, with a hint of road
Same same, but different
Varieties of jobs
How to lose friends and influence people
Loy Krathong madness
Happy Loy Krathong
Stop being rude to people
Goodbye GF1, hello GX1
And it was all yellow
Sartorial me
Normal service has been resumed as soon as possible
Fake Dre
A message to Jeff
Seaplanes only
Never mind the pumpkins, give me zombies
Just another pinhole shot
Ikea is coming
A long time coming
My mother-in-law screws things up
Crisis? What crisis?
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible
Bokehlicious
A little bit of offshore excitement
Missed the bus
Anyone want to buy a large lipstick?
Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink
Get me a caffeine patch- NOW!
A waste of fifteen minutes
A French enclosure
Impressive progress at The Koral
Permission to land
Olympus 45mm F1.8
More little visitor
A little visitor
The touch of an angel
Farewell to she who must be obeyed
Room with a view
Who got the cover of the National Geographic?
The big C
New pussy box
A flight of fancy
Champagne for everyone!
Fender Bender
This place is jumping
Light my Fire
Cat in a box
Bling acquisition
I'm not
The kids are alright
Mister Muscles
Mister Candy Floss
Facebook can fuck off
A stroke of misfortune
Matriarch
Kids on karts
Death by toothache
Not girls on the beach
Photography guide updated
I would like to acknowledge my contribution
Disco is dead
Young fruit
A substantial snack
The Stallholder
Elephantine foolishness
Unhappy Anniversary
A touch of precipitation
What to do when you kill a cow
Friday's style tip
A loss of credibility
Sometimes, I lie
I draw the line at praying to a penis
Do not bring pets to the Lord
Mahout
I hate balls
Happy Birthday to him
All hail the webinar
The world in black and white
Grannie
Pumped up
Death of a nation
Day of sex
5,000 up
Hawaiian Habitas
Frustration and flowers
Dancing queens
Buy my bugs
Not so good at marinas
Final foolish destination
A worrying trend
Vital pieces of equipment*
Almost, but not quite
Jet Ski* Scum
Bug hunting
Candles
Wall hanging
Bells
Beware of the flowers, 'cos I’m sure they’re gonna get you, yeah
Low light with the X100
(Un)happiness is a warm gun
Smell the pussy
The Camberley collection
Happy Birthday to them
Time off
Carmaggedon
Player of games
Crab
For your reading pleasure
A traveller returns
Fuji X100 macro
Some software sucks
More software sucks
A bit of a paddle
Living on the edge
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
Haircut one hundred
Comes with added protein
Splash!
Candle in the wind
Fuji X100 Review
Bangle boys
Ocean 1 is go!
Arabian cyber knights
Tea
Dream machines
Five years
The blue shop
Fancy flower
Superstition Central
Exercising her democratic right
The cake lady
Speedo and durex
Return to the stainless steel temple
Nothing to be smug about
A good month
Look what I found in my lunch.....
Things that are prohibited for monks: number 42
At last, a politican who is not (yet) corrupt
What to do on a rainy day
Focus on this. Or this.
Bye Bye Penang
Red windows
Penang pics
Come any closer and I'll rip your face off
Meantime, life goes on all around you
Roti! Roti! Roti!
Lit by a lantern
Tree wrapping
Taxi!
Gold leaf
Boulevard of broken dreams...
A small break
The dangers of sharing
Where am I?
A guide to the Thai elections
The lion and the lantern
The Pattaya Days iPhone App may be slightly delayed
All dressed up and everywhere to go
Bat out of hell
Plant mort trees
Magic bus
The proposition
The Ancient City
Chess on the beach
Boys in the bar
Love at first sight
Walk on the wild side
Blossoms
Shadow on the wall
An afternoon drive
Market people
A thing of beauty
Life without trousers
It's not my fault
I'm a wanker
Wednesday flowers
Stomach slightly distended
Ryan Giggs bonked Imogen Thomas
Not seen on the London Underground
End of days - the beat goes on
Slightly disappointed
Another brick in the wall, Part 2
Wat Phutthaisawan
End of (Pattaya) days
Fruit follow-up
Bangkok cultural experience
All in all, it's just another brick in the wall
A fruity day
Sea shells
Taxing time
My new camera?
Infiltrating the armed forces
Tins
Metalworkers
Bugged to death
Tropical storm opportunity
Stainless steel temple
An alcohol-free pink elephant
Shat out of a cat
Pattaya Pinhole Day (tm)
Sunday sports
Wedding excess
The good old days
Scottish macro time
Pasty face
Incy Wincy spider, climbing up the brick.
Just a bit of shopping
The last horse
Worldwide Pinhole Photography Day
A holy day
Free Portal
Billy time
Phalusonic
I'm just a singer in a rock and roll band
The scourge of cakes and Christianty
Seed pod bloom
Get yer tits out
Brain planet
Love tree
A bit of a mouthful
Golden sword
Bulb shot
Blessings
Oops
Night flower
Big in Japan
A spanner in the works
A letter from an old friend
Best of the horse photos 2010/11
A tale of two tellies
A little tweak
Bovine Brothel
Oh, the irony
Don't you go sheeping our products
Not a gearbox story
Here's a challenge you might enjoy
Expanding my demographic
Naked Pattaya pussy action
Happy birthday to this
The good, the bad, and the ugly
No Snow crash
A day of processing
Final approach
A return to the dark side
Turned out nice again
A bit of a mug
Some late nights ahead
Little Italy
Japan
Axis of deception
Booked up
Enough to buy an Amburger
The return of the model
Glass is a pain in the arse
Blue pipe attack
Ol' red eyes is back
Anyone seen some guns?
Too many pixels
Just hanging on
Running out of space
Night at Day
I have an idea what it is, but I probably won't want it.
Come fly with me
More cake
We have contact
Contact
More hotel lights
Make your mind up
Let's hear it for the lay-dees
Not so Nice Delice
Et Voilà!
Pray
Bhubing Palace
Absent friends
Painting beauty
Let them eat cake
Cat and kerb chaos
Full spectrum wanker
A short interruption
Wall art
Time for an upgrade
Fighting for possession
A right royal rip-off
No sex please, we're Thai
Happy birthday; have a zoo
Ships that pass in the day
High speed precision
Whistle while you work
Crazy woman
Oh no, not again?
A table at The View
Total rip-off
You looking at me?
Failed again
An avalanche of chocolate
Mirror, mirror on the wall; what's this Grand Theft Auto?
A keyboard with sole
Voigtlander 25mm 0.95 review
Quenching my deZire
Long dark tea-time of the arse
That sinking feeling
Dancing with the deluded
C-C-Crap
An excellent diet plan
What a load of shit
Sharing the horror
Extra Habitas
That was the week that was
Shooting the Habitas
An excess of expenditure
Too much to do
Angel
Bullshit overload
Peacock
A year in review and a gratuitous shot

2010

In your face (warning - contents contains horse)
Depends who you hit
Turned out better than expected
Focused on the arse-crack
Times for a Sunday
Have yourself an out of focus Christmas
Street pussy
Cocktail car
I just can't shake this bloody cold....
Found a final flake
Uses for an iPad
Late afternoon at Silverlake
Alpha male
Girls on tracks
Volk Street Bar
This festive nonsense has to stop
Must try harder
Five candles
Up close
Bah! Humbug! Oh, go on then...
And god said, let there be (low) light
Yours for $2000
Almost a mouthful
Ladies only
Panasonic GH2 Review
Drifting in the dark
Dick output
It looks like a penis
Just another Friday
A bit of a collection
Shore leave
Photos of fog
1212 days
Why don't they just ask?
What to do with 15,900 baht
Dustus insectus
Advanced technologies in the of digital photographic
Dam and sunflowers
Done!
Gone birding
Been Fishing
A beach, a girl, an umbrella....
Snip snip
Go float your boat
Take a stick, a ball, and a camera
Yes, I'm at it again
The lonely balloon seller
The crane monster
From Russia with love
A worthy German
Good times and not so good times
A bit of a blur
A touch more sunshine
Time to buy a Buddha
Fair weather and foul
A day of processing
Damn the French
Small amusements
Disco Singh
Mad dogs and Englishmen...
GF2? No thank you.
Challenge of the day
Blame the router
Back in the saddle
Reasons to be cheerful
Oh no, not again
Justin who?
It's easy until you reach step 43
Can we stop now?
The adventure continues
Input from my creative director
Trainyard interrupted
Another little obsession
Kiddie entertainment
Let there be light
Bit of a walkabout
Bit of a break
Another one joins the club
A load of cock
Saturday Quiz
It was seventy years ago today, and forty yesterday
Spikes
Pattaya Vegetarian Festival 2010
F1 Pussy
Law and order quiz
A noble gesture
I'm in a Virgin
Last chance to see
A new rag
'Passengers are advised to avoid the Zone 2 parking lot'
Offshore projectile vomiting
I want my aMerican TV
Beans
Wish I was there
I have seen the future, and it has no mirror
Night at the floating market
Warning, more flowers
Welcome to the Micro 4/3 camera club
Oh ye of little faith
Caption competition
This ain't no upwardly mobile freeway...
Lust week
The joy of jacuzzi
Squid hunters
Like a bird, on the wire
Hilly temple
A couple of patterns
The joy of tinkering
Chickens and chocolate
And it was all yellow
Pattaya Whore
Lens porn
Feeding time
Ferris photo fun
Characters
Lunch snaps
An afternoon out
I hate hostipals
The watch shop
Something we don't talk about
Quick as a flash
Bigger is not necessarily better
Stupid cow
It’s all Ray’s fault – Part 3
It's all Ray's fault - Part 2
Blood and Tits
Medal of Honour - Ban this filth!!
Too much redemption
My timing sucks
Pattaya Fireworks Festival
Happy Mother's Day
How to look good in photographs
A poster, somewhere in Germany
A moment of triumph
Looking for Gypsy Boy
A gift-free environment
You say tomatoes, I say aluminium
No way Pattaya Somedays
Too many wires
The photographer and the iPad
Get out of jail free
One of those wasted evenings
Wax creations
Distant rocks
Prasat Muang Tam
Prancing horse
Prasat Hin Phanom Rung
Homeward bound
Dancing in the dark
Buffalo not in bits
Big wick
She likes it hard
Lanterns
Buffalo bits
Cowboy of love
A bit of Khmer
The open road and an iPad
Just a little obsessed
The best just got better (probably)
Inception
Super Kart Thailand
Up, up and away....boom!
The rolling stock may be rubbish
Night flowers
A worthwhile sporting event
Romance is not dead
Looking for a sales pitch
Sunday morning shoot
Media distractions
Photography Guide
A labour of love
Creative diversions
I-Spy a lighthouse
Cut off
Wall art
Coming back to life
Why Scottish people should not be allowed to have iPads
We're all going to die
Coping with man flu
Lost in translation
Homeward bound
I don't see dead people
Football can fuck off
An innovative use of the emergency services
A lot of bricks
Urban lizard
Road trip
A box of tissues and a new iPhone
Not a sexually transmitted disease
Ocean 1; what is going on?
Three kilometres of shite
Make mine a cha chuck
If looks could kill
GT40 fail
But wait, it gets worse.
What's the password?
Cover shot
Is it safe to come out now?
An evening walk
Ignoring government advice
Buying my iPad was a mistake
Wiring and blue lights
A white pen
A heartening sight
Another day, another new property development
Pattaya pussy
Not enough balls
Spike fiddling while Bangkok burns
Strange fruit and petty resentment
Beyond the point of no return
Pattaya international arm wrestling championship 2010
Residential preferences
Faces of pain
The great Sunlight scandal
Eve of destruction
Goodbye helmetcam, hello something else cam
Bit of a racy day
A bargain
Miss Unlimited Sexy Star 2010
The genuine genuinej
Something I didn't photograph last weekend
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Sweet memories
All steamed up
The red scourge
Kick-Ass
Not the boat race
On yer bike
3,000 up
Happy Earth Day
Upon reflection
The iPad: It's all about the comfy chair
On the streets at Songkran
The highs and lows of Songkran
On the road again
Burning down the house
Enthusiasm: An expensively infectious disease
Bring the right weapons to a fight
The girl who did fuck all for three hundred pages
How to murder a Reuter's cameraman
Oh no, it's that techno lust again
Death on the roads
The red scourge
Road to nowhere
A matter of degrees
In need of a good spanking
Drowning in media
I'm on a horse
Happy Easter
A collapsing kitchen
Imogen Heap, live in Singapore
A heap of problems
End of an era
A date with the fragrant Heap
Too much bloody noise
A partial relief of boredom
Purportedly magic Jew
No Placebo
Papa's got a brand new bag
'Man used penis to assault female police officer'
Anybody seen a lens?
Remote control
Not for the squeamish
Life's a beach
Paint my balls
Twitter tips for a more informed weekend
A weekend of tension
An Atom of desire
A dubious strategy
Computer for sale
Make mine a chinchilla
Recording a soap and shooting a boat
Dancing in the dark
Oh deer
Ocean 1 is alive!
How to spend an afternoon wisely
An offer you can refuse
Flawed leaders and ladies underwear
Bad moon rising
Low speeds and high grass
Hooker crackdown
Going vertical with Pam
Pussy upgrade system
'Exiled from Thailand days.com' postponed
Shafted by the government
The graphics card bomb detector
In tunnel, see light
In the classic style
Please go home
Knees down
Too crap to be True
A tragedy
Hopelessly romantic
Nah Nah Nah...
Houston, we have lift off
Snakes alive
A brief brush with bureaucracy
Ladies do it differently
An absence of balloons
Exhausted
Dire rear chololate remedy
Onwards and upwards
Chair Lift
Bed hot action!
High Society
Actually we lies
Bits and pieces from the north
Wat Rong Khun
Make mine a tamarind
Under my umbrella
I have no idea what it is, but I will probably want it
Ground control to Major Spike (deceased)
By their markets shall you know them
A fiery farewell
Change of name advisory: chiangmaidays.com
Trip update - Warning, long post
My name is Mobi and I'm an alcoholic
Eight tiers of dribble
And the sun is eclipsed by the moon
Trinkets
SOMPOST steals content
Miracle of nine times accident
English lessons
No shit, Sherlock
Just a lighthouse
Stroking something hard
Strawberry yoghurt trees
Snow culture
Oh to be in England
Property updates
Going for the sad and stormy look
Bell next to red post
Must be the school milk
Keep your eye on the ball
Is it a bird or is it a plane?
Hooves
Good news and bad news
Enforcing the law, one soap at a time
2010 - The year in review
Goal!!

2009

A time for reflection, and no TV
Avatar, not just a toilet seat graphic
Xmas is over
Good evening
Have you seen your Buddha baby, standing in the shadow?
Modern Warfare 2 - Ban this filth!!
Woe, woe, woe my boat
Insect salesman
The Cove
Forlorn, adrift on seas of beige; in this our golden age.
Twenty two up
The obligatory pussy shot
Fizzing trophies
The Panasonic GF1 - Falling in love again
Ride comes before a fall
All in the worst possible taste
Singapore bling
Notice of absence
Up up and away in my beautiful....elephant
Tiny Machines
Small machines
Big machines
Do I look fat like this?
Stationery porn
I had sex with Tiger Woods
Synology sucks
Get your fruit shakes here!
Jetski King's Cup 2009
Who the fuck ordered all this concrete?
The curse of football
Death on the water
Looks more like vomit to me
'Why do you have six monitors?'......
The last of the horses
Hairy mouse
A biker in disguise
Retirement; not an easy option.
A focus on priorities
The wonderful Waterfront
Skin removal treatment
A question of degrees
Cultural imperialism from Manchester
4900
Pussy monitor
Buffalo Cowboy
Just a little busy
Oh no, it's more polo
Customer service from iStudio (aka idontgiveashit)
2012 - A Space Idiocy
Shit shovellers
Polo components
Keep your eye on the ball
You have been warned
The pleasures of polo
Sunset SUP
Licence frustration
Waterfalls
Apocalypse Now Now Now
What's faster and taller than a speeding bus?
Life on Death Highway
Don't have to live like a refugee*
A sign of the times
Go float your boat
Too many kilometres
The long and winding road
All for a waterfall
Tak for the memory
No connection
Product placement junkie
Waiting for the wind
I didn't order an anime whore!
Gambling syndicate shock horror probe
I don't have a notifcation clue
The ghost is the machine
Screwing like rabbits
A load of critics
The loneliness of the long distance SUP rider
Heading out
Happy Anniversary
One of those potentially expensive days
Jomtien Graffiti
Fish eat sweaty feet
An interesting week
After the flood
The trials of being Jenny
Designed by committee
Twittering about with Deepak Chopra
Flower desperation
Young photographers
Musical Delights
Drizzle
This isn't it
A view from the bridge
Netless
A Throbbing Landmark
Everything but the kitchen sink
Ten minutes for twenty baht
Half as many wheels, much more accessibility
Pussy Surveillance
Nobody does it better
F1 on the streets of Singapore
Toys for the boys
Singapore bound
In search of wind chimes
Half life joke
The two green pots on your head trick
Beijing Acrobatics Fantasy
A girl up on my bike is what I like
Not a grand day out
Bangkok Pattaya Hospital Anatomy Lesson
Living in a box
Variable horsepower
More work required
Track time
Simon sucks
The whid is bad
Pizza focus
The perils of publishing
A rather spiffing day
Sex and drugs and dickhead death
Lost in Translation
Plastic-wrapped prayers
Stalag Luft Crap
Good news and bad news
And in other news
That was the week that was
Processing complete
A delightful spelling mistook
True Lies
That champagne smile
It's all about the product
And on the seventh day he rested
Let's get dusty
Flagged away
All change
Back from Bangalore
What goes up, must come down
Bangalore busy
Bangalore day 1
Bangalore bound
Jimmy got ink
Let food be your mantra
Every town shouldn't have one
A room with a view
Thanks for the memory
R.I.P.
Techno-joy and toilet seats
Don't drink and jetty
Slightly lighter than leaf springs
How to obtain a Thai Driving Licence
Can't trust a trustee
An official day of rest
We are the sultans of bling
Sixty six hours on XP
A message from Barry
Not enough of a resident - Redux
Virgin, Foreplay, Hangover Relief
Oh dear, my phone is broken
Not enough of a resident
Toiletry porn
A pile of poo
AD 1404, Dawn of Discovery
Safety First, Safety Last, Safety Never
Kiss ma sweaty balls ya fat fuck*
Forza Ferrari!
Three men and a mango tree
Karma police and potentially deceased relatives.
An orange glow end to the day
Pussy box wars
Tattoo you
Hell hath no fury like a contractor scorned
Accident prevention scheme
Work it out with a toothbrush
The sun is eclipsed by the moon
Search me
Nightmare at Home Works on Elm Street
Dog day afternoon
All hail Wenthworth's guru
Pattaya Marathon - Full coverage
Buffalo cart
Apple iCat
Yet more LX3 macros
Welcome to Thailand
Please do not leave
LX3 hunts the pollen hunter gatherers
Desk delight
Mustang GT500 vs Honda
Golden buttocks
Panasonic LX3 macros with the Raynox 202
YOU CAN START PRACTISING NOW!!!!!
Typical tourist
The loneliness of the long-distance runner photographer
Living in a cardboard box
Bag cat
Why men race
Quite clearly Italian
An interesting three years
The pleasure of painting
Niiiiice
Boonthavorn bugger things up
Update my spermware
Pony up
Wotta lotta monks
Morning prayers
Plants, Zombies and Michael Jackson
Anyone seen an inflatable dolphin?
LX3 Macros. Seven hundred and forty eight of them.
It's getting out of hand
In praise of the LX3
The Waterfront - It's all go!
The Coffee Club
Journalism on the front line
Ways to be peaceful
Tears of a clown
Not an easy life
How slow can you go?
Flawed attractions - Million Years Stone Park
All hail the iPhone Dev-Team
The obligatory bike
Leading by example
Bikes pending, please make do with babe
Flawed Attractions - The Circus
Bite my shoe
Anyone for tennis?
Good evening 2
Good evening
Piggy flu prevention on Walking Street
An expensive car park
We're all going to die. Eventually.
Tinkering with Topaz
What a geek
Life's a hundred million baht beach
Faces of Theppasit Market
Almost an ex-Nino
Selling Somtam
Save the dolphins, kill the trees
View Talay Residence 5 - The saga continues
Less shit in black and white
Good food
Shopping shapes
Every cloud has a silver thingie
In the absence of wind, ride a wave
Super Saturday and Sunday Samet SUP Sailing Sex*
Leave of absence
Pot peddling granny
Extra babe, and bikes
Six Mitsubishi trucks, or.....
Hooray for J-Net
You talkin' to me?
Tiger, tiger, burning dull
Thai sexual fantasy on Diego Garcia by Filipino nymphs living in Singapore
Shine a light
Pollen hunting
Men are from Mars, Orchids are from Venus
Blame it on the cat vomit
Ant
The chips are down
A fool and her money are soon parted
Drip, drip, drip
Kenya sex terrorism shock horror Mungiki monster
Woe, woe and thrice T woe
Rocket man
Making a hole where the rain gets in
Geek heaven
Dog day afternoon, and morning
Angels and Demons and Star Trek
Would sir like dandruff with that?
Let's hear it from the oldies
Wet knicker salvation
A very long length of knicker elastic
Not a babe
Up Sukhumvit Road creek without a paddle
Idiots with guns
Another day of pointless toil and....
Death threats
Advanced engineering
In praise of Pierre
If you can read this, you do not need glasses.
We're all going to die
Rampant fanboy banker
A (yellow) message in a bottle
TT&T bastards
Pattaya Days guide to Swine Flu
Small is beautiful
Polo pain and pleasure
All in all, it's just another Russian spam in The Wall
Bicycles and caffeine cakes
Is there a doctor in the House?
At last, a cure for baldness
The calm before some more calm
Mine has bigger tits
Private stuff with horses
Poker Pornography
Horse power
Every cloud
And in other news
All quiet on the Eastern front
Thanks for your concern
An afternoon with the reds
Don't drink and drive
Telephone spaghetti
So much for travelling incognito
Small green machine
Protest! Protest! Wait, it's time for food
Ladies meet boat. Boat wins
No Narin
Fascist State Car number 1
Why don't you all just sod off and leave us alone?
Small is beautiful
Sawadee Kinnnaree - Update
Under my umbrella ella ella
Sawadee Kinnaree
An excess of vans
The benefits of a disfigured chest
How the hell do you work this mouse?
Colour management
Not stoked
Bring out the suicide swords
Lies, damn lies, and property development maps
Flawed attractions - The Village Shopping Centre
String a few words together
How not to travel
A windy wave of pedantry
Wimping out
Grand Designs
A packet of wafer biscuits
Happy Birthday to this
Good reasons to live in Thailand #756
The cult of celebrity
All your base are belong to us
A is for Alien Ant Farm
Dressed for the weather
Windows strikes back
Shrink what?
Total protection
There's money in concrete - part 3
There's money in concrete - part 2
There's money in concrete - part 1
Talking of billboards
I blame Vista
Hell on Earth
Gay Communist Scotsman?
A wiring problem
Wrong foot forward
The chips are down
Odea, I don't know eddo
Just another day in paradise
Ghost in the machine
Lucky Number
How to go shopping
Sunday riders
Property Update - View Talay Residence 5
Property Update - Tropical Dream
Property Update - The Waterfront
Property Update - The Lofts Southshore
Cool Stuff - Zen Bound
Cool Stuff - Safari 4
Still scum
Permission to stay
Not a dead parrot
Aquatic show-offs
Photography as art
Nothing worthwhile to point a lens at
Never trust your chair to a pussy
Appearances can be deceiving
The one hour orgasm
Houston, we have weather
Grand Theft Auto; it's lost and I'm damned
The curse of the red plates
In my Element
Shuttered out
Even more horses
Burapa Bike Week 2009
That Valentine's moment
More horses
Works better with a hard drive
It's been proven
Babes, bikes and burnouts
A touch of serenity on a Serenity
A day for processing
Capturing the 'mallet in the face' moment
Errant horses
Don't fancy yours much
Give me head, with a side portion of chips
Dumb things to do with elephants
If it's good enough for Jennifer Aniston
A day in the life
Screwing the insurance company
End of an era
Beaten up by midgets
The Global Financial Crisis - Solved!
Focus at any expense
Another day at the track
Anatomy of a cunning stunt
Bike babe, with bikes
Taking a bite out of the sun
Things to do with visitors - part 5
Stuff you can't do in Starbucks
Never trust a computer you can't lift
Things to do with visitors - part 4
Things to do with visitors - part 3
Things to do with visitors - part 2
Things to do with visitors - part 1
Two Pattaya Pussies
Construction lines
33 Centimetres
Slumdog Millionaire
Intermittent internet
Playing with my ball
Go Nadz!
No gain without pain
Making merit
An tidal wave of bullshit
Self-inflicted pain
Girl on fence
Diversion please fall velocity
The first day of the rest of my life. Deferred.
Coming back to life
Too many fireworks
Lick my love pump
Anything by the Sex Pistols

2008

Suspension of service
Drunk Santa
Broken toys
Taking a babe for a ride
Festive bubbles and flames
More babe and bikes
Whore behind the happiness
Back to the bikes and babes
Karaoke Krap
Yet another Windows error
HSBC wanky banky bastards
Balls on the beach
In praise of the Caterham S500
Henry Poole is crap
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
Another lost day
More horse power
Living the Tropical Dream
Lethargy strikes
Fending off Grannie
Jetskis - spawn of the devil?
How not to get away with murder and theft
A manual for morons
Who are you calling a pig?
Soft, strong and totally absorbent
Put on a happy face
Get your Grannie on a SUP
One of those good to be alive days
A lack of balloons
March of the muppets
A meeting with a good man
Pattaya Downtown
Ocean 1 is dead
Slipknot dick chop
Longboat racing
Buffalo racing
Chukka time
In praise of Roger Crowley
A handover of papers
Car confirmed dead, cash expected
Forty shit music days to Christmas
My mother-in-law loves me
Loy Krathong
Comforting words from my source of funds
The time has come
The day the world changed. Apparently.
A fine from the fine Royal Thai Police
Coming out of the void
Bungee time again
A time for thanks
Insurance, giraffes and the Balinese Goddess of Plenty
Getting high on number six
The varying challenges of pee pee and poo poo
Therapy Nazis
Party time in the ICU
One of those life-changing moments
Car for sale
Spoke too soon
I'm scared
Bad storm rising
Media sluts
Lightning strike
Bike and (possibly) babes
A new speed record
Jimmy's back, and he's mad. Literally.
Bungeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Nurse, pass the screwdriver
A lesson in female physiology
So much for karma
Flawed attractions - Mini Siam
Hunters of the deep
German police pursue bad hair bandits
Things to do with a bar girl
A monster spliff
Tea
Street life
Self plucking and cave temples
Malacca by night
Malacca by day
Kart in the dark
I see dead people
Bye bye Malaysia
A fine hotel in Malacca
Malaysia, here we come
Not a lucky shot
Just a lucky shot
Craig buys a boat
Consuming banned substances
Too much oiled flesh
The fundamental human right to own a bumper sticker
SUP Summary
The strongman that wasn't
The Olympics - adjusted medal tally released
That's a wrap
What's in a word?
Of Rubber Boy and Captain America
Floating through paradise
Down the river for the final time
Masters of navigation
Cracked the photo problem
Bugger, it's a bug
Notice of absence
An application with a sense of humour
Wild pussy
Don't forget your rubber chicken
Country bingo
Back to Bira
All in all, it's just another brick in the wall
A dream within your reach
Messages from Koh Chang
I've gone again, and I'm really upset
A small step for Pattaya Days
I'm back, and I'm mad
Time for a change
Too many bikes
Enjoyment a la kart
Will Wright, about to take over my life. Again
Fancy going for a spin?
Cockpit sucks
0.3% Collagen
Pattaya Days exposes human trafficking at Silverlake
Holy computers
Samak's goose is cooked
If it won't fall over, knock it down
Flawed attractions - Nong Nuch
I want a divorce
Lips, Lifts and elevators
A choice of adrenaline-inducing activities
Fire on the water
Anything View Talay can do, I can do worse
A fall in the property market
SUPrisingly big
Gone fishing
Flawed attractions - Silverlake
Trading places
The bomb goes on
A September to remember. Or not.
Canon 135 F2 L
Here comes the dude
eBay love
A shrinking of the penis in St. Louis, Missouri
Lusting for big tools
Midgets vs. Camel Racing
Riots in the streets? Time to invest
She who must do something else
Je suis un expat rosbiff
Dust in every orifice
An afternoon with the axis of evil
Pussy love
Heroes on wheels
Just boring bikes and no photos of young ladies.
Once
Joe from Sweden, a perceptive man
Me vs. Jon Bon Jovi? No contest
Four months, 100 cities and a surfeit of bollocks
A van full of relatives
Not another toilet-related post? Yes.
Darling, I've buggered your phone
Health and Safety Standards?
A real floating market
Marketing on rails
On the road again
Eschborn, city of culture
Two Thousand Monks
The Mummy: Curse of the absymal movie
One trick pony
The meaning of life
Ocean 1, an unbelievable rate of progress
A dickhead in the pool
Inside the biker's den. Shocking revelations
Give him a big hand
Anyone seen my cow?
An open letter to Adobe
A monumental erection
A desirable keyboard, and slipper abominations
Too small for my bum
Baby, you can flick my switch
Lunch with The Ghost
Get a Mac Pro and watch it go
Laugh at a graph
Fried insects with percussion soundtrack
Cereal Killer
From our roving correspondent
Adobe and my toilet are both full of it
Another day, another development
The return of the boss
Burning down the house
The sickening sound of shattered glass
Smooth moves, up on a SUP
Looking like an idiot
Never lie to your wife (without prior planning)
Death for possible jaywalking.
A plea for more breasts
Living in a box
A day at the races
Shameless self-promotion
R.I.P. Grandpa
Greetings from my iPhone
Techno-fear followed by Techno-joy
Hormonal holiday
Wake up
Spike does the Pattaya marathon
The Qur'an, Iran and Batman
Apple, keeping abreast of technology
Failed lingerie and Christopher Nolan
Dutch dilemnas
Crysis, what Crysis?
Anyone want to buy a condo?
Stup(p)id T-shirt
Lost and found
Help! Help! My genitals are shrinking!
Would sir like to make a small deposit?
Road trip report - Part 4
Road trip report - part 3
Road trip report - part 2
More funds for handbags
Minus one windsurf board, plus one SUP
iPhone sold out in your country? Come to Pattaya
Road trip report - part 1 - introducing service pack 1.01
Road trip report - part 1
Extra donker and a promise of umbala
Never argue with the wife
Disco Condo
Back from the countryside
TONY'S
The sex life of a jellyfish
A disruption of service
A clear case of suicide
Ocean 1, the rate of progress continues unabated
The perils of Pattaya
Not a large cat
Can't see CCTV
Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip
A comfy chair
Two aircraft carriers separated by a common language
The hunt for WMD goes on
Home alone
XP: Xtremely Problematic
Pattaya Days on small displays
Bangkok mission number 3
Bangkok mission number 2
Bangkok mission number 1
Making a contribution
Pit porn
A beer and a browse
A different type of Thai flower
Make mine a GT40. Or an Exige. Or another Exige. Or...
Flower power
An apology
The farting chair
Not close up with the DP1
Deckchair mafia
Close up with the DP1
Black and white
Toilets for the transgendered
Swamp thing
Cake or death? *
Of wheels and wheatgrass
It's in the genes
Do I get air miles with that?
Thieving bastards
Hair today, gone tomorrow
No more cunning stunts
SUPrisingly enjoyable
'Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf'
Car park confusion
A rubbish beach
Vista's no leopard
One horsepower
Happy Father's Day to me
A load of crap
The agony of choice of agony
Frankie goes to Bollywood
Change of wind
A pair of steps towards danger
A book review
The snake and the one-eyed trouser snake
A bit of local culture
Bus bastards
Ocean 1, a never-ending story
Wall painting
I should be so lucky
Ladies of the second category
Bye, Bo
Grumpy old man
A pile of motorcycles
Water Whores
Out of his tree
Revenge is a dish best served flaming hot
Give us this day our daily bread; but don't make us eat it
A city of jumpers
Sir Terry and the turkey
One hundred years of markets
iPhone karaoke
Grave Graves and the tale of a porn king
Cooking with the Prime Minister
A bicycle made for two
Bring out the stunt rabbit
Prayers and perambulations
Ouch, that hurts - Jimmy Wong's Tattoo Festival
Grand Theft Auto copycat shock horror probe!
Temporary residence
Pattaya Property - Ananya with extra bollocks
Grand Theft Web
Cats in a box
The imperfect storm
Pattaya Property - Beyond seascape living of art bollocks
A new way to break the law
Lies, damn lies, and Grand Theft Auto statistics.
Strolling down The Avenue
Too much cheese
Grand Theft Auto IV review
Top of the Gulf Regatta
The changing of the colours
Son of a gun
Grappling with gearboxes
Bluehost sucks
About
Drugs and Grand Theft Auto
35 acres of assorted junk
Sticky rice and sunflowers
The answer is 'yes', now what was the question?
Things to do with a bag over your head
Vehicular violation
Snouts in the trough
Water waste of time
My family and other animals
Patronising? Moi?
A threat of exercise
Too much like work
Might as well face it, you're addicted to internet
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Bangkok world
Let them eat chocolate
Coffee with the President